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Shane Coopers personal Blog…

Some may know or may not know, but I’ve been a closet writer for several years. I mean “closet” in that it’s just been a hobby and/or passion that I’ve kind of had for years and I’ve not really talked much about it, so “in the closet” in that as a general rule, it’s not something discussed in open. I talk with Jodi, Dylan and have recently mentioned it a few times to people I know, but have kept it on the down-low for the most part.

I guess you could say, I’m kind of “coming out of the closet”. Not because I’m getting over embarrassment or shame or anything like that, but in that I would like more people I know to be aware of my interests as it becomes more “real”. I kind of use the “closet” metaphor (sexual orientation aside) because it sort of fits. I’ve been dabbling for many years with several novel ideas, but rarely if ever discuss it with anyone. I’ve written a ton of short stories, started a few novels, wrote a bunch of outlines & synopsis, but haven’t started or finished any real project. I’ve also worked on formal proposal stuff for work (boring), but nothing in the non-fiction arena. So, I’ve spent time honing skills, but never really done it for more than just that, honing word skills.

Right now, I’m working on three different projects. Two are in the outline stage (I attempt to outline to give myself direction, but find that I deviate a lot). One project I’m working on heavily, like I dream about the story, different scenarios and scenes, that kind of heavy. I took a short story idea and have expanded it. Here on my blog I put out a short story, Snow Blind… and have re-titled it, “White Rain”. I’m very close to getting the story down on paper, err electrons anyway.

Synopsis: In the middle of a snow storm, Nate Sheridan, an aimless, college graduate, ski bum, discovers a young woman, a twin, sitting along the narrow mountain road near his cabin, shot, but alive. Nate is threatened, then forced to kill her assailant, a Russian mobster tangled in a sorted kidnapping ring, who’s brother attempts to exact revenge. Nate, caught between being accused of attempted murder by a vengeful sheriff and the truth, gets entangled with the kidnapers, then becomes the only link to other victims. Taking matters into his own hands, Nate chases the Russians across various Colorado ski resorts only to discover there’s a connection linking the towns, where he and the twins sister, Sam embark on finding and freeing the kidnapped.

So, where do I stand? I’ve had a goal of finishing the rough draft by the end-of-the year, 2009. I’m close. Just today, I’ve banged out a number of chapters, nearly 8,000 words this weekend alone. Whew. I’m right at about 75,000 words and normally 100,000 is average for a full length novel.

So close…

Chrome Download

Chrome Download

I’ve recently upgraded my MacBook Pro to a newer model. Previously, I had purchased the first generation MBP back just months after Apple released the new model back in 2006. It’s served me well, had the mother board replaced, twice, has been dropped several times, jostled around in a back-pack, travelled as much as I did, helped me make a lot of money and then, it finally kept over-heating. It still runs, but if you run YouTube or anything that pushes the graphics, it just shuts-down.

I digress… so, with the new shiny model having sat on my desk for 3 weeks now, I’ve been much more inclined to get back to having fun with my computer. With 8gb of RAM and a hugemongous hard-drive, I’m back to trying all kinds of applications.

Just a few days ago, I’m logging into my GMail account and get presented with the announcement that Chrome is now available on the Mac OSX platform, about time! So, instinctively, I hit the download button and fire it up. I’m met with the fastest launch of any browser installed on my system. Now, it could be the blazing fast new machine, but, I tested a browser launch war. Chrome won hands-down.

So, what makes it so special? Basically, it’s super light-weight, whicked fast, simple and has a few cool features.

- Google Search (Well, any search as you can specify your favorite) is integrated right into the URL field at the top.
- Did I mention it’s blistering fast?
- Rock solid. Supposedly it’s in “Beta” for MacOSX, but it seems more stable than FireFox, my other favorite browser.
- Download Manager – With security checks.
- Popup blockers that are smart. Meaning, if a site has a Java popup or something related to the site, it seems to be smart enough to differentiate. Haven’t tested this fully.
- Kind of goes without saying, all of the Google apps rock in Chrome. They’re fast, responsive and have no issues. IE… GMail, Picasa etc…
- Great looking theme system and the start page with cached history of recent sites is actually useful.

Downside:
- Certain plugins I use on other browsers aren’t supported. IE… XMarks my book-mark sync tool. I’m a little lost without it in Chrome.
- No cool add-ons just yet. I’ll be patient.
- Can’t come up with anything else negative to say.

There you go. If you’re into Macs and want to run the fastest browser out there, give Chrome a spin. I’ve used FireFox for years and it’s still pretty much my GOTO browser.

So, I’ll put it right out there, I had a small accident the other night. Yeah, accident, but fault is sketchy. I know many know my “old” driving habits, which have  morphed, where others are still with me no matter how old and “mature” I get.

To start, road raging is something that I’ve put behind me. Some years ago, not sure when, but I completely started ignoring other drivers who rage out of control. I’ve had some near misses and a few “situations” in my past. One, the soccer mom in her mini-van incident while commuting to my office and car-pooling with my good friend Dave Hix, comes to mind. (I’ll let him fill in the blanks.)

Long story short, somewhere around that “indecent”, I changed my views. I finally figured out that trying to teach strangers a lesson while driving was becoming a mute point, if not a waste of time. A majority of people are selfish, stupid drivers. I can’t fix stupid or selfishness and decided to stop trying.

That was several years ago, now fast forward to Friday night, November 20th, 2009. Quick back story, I’m now involved in an IT Consulting company whereby we all work virtually. One of my partners lives in far south Denver, Lone Tree. We’d just finished several business meetings near his home office. We’d gone to Jing, in the DTC. I retrieved my car at Scotts house. I now drive Jodi’s old car, the Infiniti and was heading home around 5pm. On the radio, the announcer mentioned several parking lots along I-25 corridor meandering through downtown. Deciding not to be late for dinner, I chose to just ride the far reaches of E470 toll that circumnavigates Denver’s east side.

So, with that decision made, I stayed facing east on 470 rather than make the turn north on 1-25. Within minutes, orange construction signs announced the left lane would disappear. I am an observant driver. Staying in the middle lane, I noticed a newer white truck with business lettering in the soon to disappear left lane crawling along. Another “mossier” in the left lane. He signaled, moved in front of me and maintained the slow pace causing myself and several behind me to slow by about fifteen miles per hour. Posted speed is around sixty. The white truck fluctuated it’s speed between forty-five and fifty.

Cars flew by on our right. With several cars on my own tail twitching to move right and pass, I was somewhat stuck. My phone rang. It was easier to just watch the slow tail lights in front of me than figure out if there was an opening in the high-speed traffic flying along in the right lane. Speaking to one of my partners about a few aspects of our recent meeting, I continued to follow the white truck figuring as soon as the cones end their lane blockage, I’d just pass and go on about my business.

Within a few minutes, the rear cargo light came on somewhat blinding me, but it didn’t make a major problem for moving forward. While on the phone, I glanced in my right mirror to see if there was a break. There wasn’t. I continued on at the lower speed, while everyone on the right flew on.

Once the cones stopped, the left lane became available, so even with multiple cars on my tail, I signaled to go left, figuring I had first right of refusal behind the poking truck. Changing lanes, I noticed the sixty-five sign and punched it while still on the phone.

In my window frame, I saw the white truck drop backwards knowing I had wide open road in front and there was no one in front of him in his lane. Finishing my call, I hung up by placing my phone into the cradle on the dash, glanced over my shoulder looking in the right mirror and saw blackness. Not looking over my shoulder, I changed lanes.

Everything changed with the crunch sound as my cars ass shifted left and I was looking too far right. Turning into the sixty mile an hour slide, I didn’t brake. I’ve been driving for years and know that braking can be as damaging as anything. Swinging back in a more straight line, I was processing what just happened, looked in my rear view mirror, I saw headlights drop rapidly indicating who ever I’d just bumped slammed on their brakes.

With commuter traffic in near full swing, I eased to the side of the road to inspect and see what happened. Initially, I thought maybe someone who’d used the right lane for passing had merged back and we’d bumped. In my mirror a set of lights followed me with emergency flashers as we hit the emergency lane. Flipping my visor down to find my paper work, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A guy standing there in the dark waving his arms pointing.

Opening my door, I heard a verbal assault with multiple “F” bombs being dropped in staccato delivery. Standing up at my full six foot three inch stature, the assault stopped immediately as the five foot six guy realized he was verbally berated someone much larger than he and started backing up towards his vehicle. He did continue with his verbal abuse stating things like, “…what, you in a such a big “F-ing” hurry…” – “…just couldn’t wait to get the “F” around me? You ‘F-ing’ idiot…” and a few other choice string of words.

Still not fully comprehending what had happened, and to all those who may have been around me well past ten years ago, I was the epitome of calm. Then it hit me as I looked back at his vehicle, the car I’d bumped was of all things, the white truck that had crawled along causing the earlier backup. All I could think was, he’d sped up out of my vision and I’d not been expecting a vehicle in his lane. Things happen pretty quickly at sixty plus miles per hour.

Anyway, he walked back to his truck where both doors to his truck were wide open and a small child sat in a car seat. He pointed and said a string of explicative’s about his sons safety and all he could think about was his kid. He continued the F bombs, some son-of-bitches as he inspected the scratch on his bumper. He was setting a wonderful example for his son. Hopefully one day, he’ll grow up to follow in his fathers footsteps. I trailed him with a completely calm dameaner. Jumping into the safety of his truck, he glared back at me expecting a return of his own rage. I did nothing of the sort.

“Sorry man, hope you guys are all okay.” I showered him with kindness. Mentioning I hadn’t expected him to be there after his earlier slow speed, “was just passing” etc… he retorted about speeding and being a jerk and a few other derogatory comments, which I assume he was berated my driving style. “I asked him to calm down so we could rationally sort this out.” – he continued with his verbal assault from the safety of his truck. I blinked a few times figuring he was out of control. I told him I was going to return to my car and call this in. He actually got more upset again shouting, “yeah, go ahead call the cops…” He said some other stuff as I walked away, but I’d chose to just ignore him.

At this point, I called the police who asked of course, if anyone was hurt. I told them it was a true fender bender just a few bumper scratches. The operator said, they’d be there as time availed. Translation; you’re low priority, so don’t hold your breath. I walked back to the truck and updated the other driver about my call. He was seathing, but left the verbal comments to a stern, “Fine”.

Sitting in the car, I called Jodi, let her know the situation, texted my partners back and forth and waited. After thirty minutes or so, I saw a car pull up behind the truck. Getting out in preparation for police questioning, I walked back a few feet, but realized it was the guys wife picking up the kid in the truck. I returned to my truck. Wasn’t going to deal with a she-bear and her cub. At this point, I figured if he was out of his mind, his wife probably wasn’t any better.

After another thirty minutes, I was not happy about being late for dinner and the seriousness of the situation did not warrant the time waste. I returned to the truck, where the guy was on the phone, apparently with his boss. He’d calmed quit a bit and actually apologized for his behaviour earlier. My belief is, he was ragging and out of control, which actually caused the situation even though my lane change caused the actual bump.

We agreed to just exchange information and not drag this out any further. I called the police operator back and stated that we were leaving where I was put into a recording system which I left the particulars and details, time, location, vehicles involved, plate numbers and call back numbers.

I took photos with my iPhone. Wrote down all of his details, gave him a business card etc… he did the same. He’d returned to a rational sane demeanor which eased any tension. We parted ways.

- Reflection: on my hour drive home, I revisited what happened and best I can figure, he was one of the many drivers who like to sit in the left lane and show all of us who drive fast how to do it. I’ve seen these before but never actually “run into” one. Well, that luck ran out Friday night. The situation could have escalated, but I chose to keep my cool (yeah, I can see the eye balls rolling now). Mostly, because I’d not given the earlier activities any thought what so ever. I’ve learned to just ignore people on the road. The only thing I can figure was, he’d gotten pissed that I was tail gating, then passed him and decided to increase his speed to either shoot the finger, follow me, maybe even jump in behind me and flash his lights. Who knows, but his car in the other lane was the last thing I was expecting.

It takes all kinds.

Holy crap a lots happened since I bothered to post last. January of this year was a looong time ago. Many months have gone by and here I am pondering what’s going to happen between now and this next January.

Quick summary:

- Worked through the summer at Varonis, which translated into lots of weekly travel to St Louis, Kansas City, Dallas, Houston and beyond.

- July rolled around and I found myself out of a job. DOH. How it went down was a bit disconcerting, but se-la-vi. Yeah, I was actually at the airport in St Louis after installing several POC’s and training one of our customers on using the solution. Boom, sorry, Shane, we’re having a RIF and you’re caught into it. As of today, oh about now, 5pm, you no longer work for Varonis. Hm….

- Job market: regardless, I was interviewing shortly there after, but decided to get involved with a friends consulting business. Navigant Technologies. First, start helping build the business, then help close some deals and now, we’re looking at decent growth in 2010.

- Now, I work out of my home office and we’ve cut our expenses to the bone.

Anyone who’s stopped by, you’re now caught up.

So, after 3 months of teaching Dylan to drive, I have to admit, he’s doing a great job. Over the next year, he has to get approximately 50 hours in various situations logged before his 16th birthday. So far, he’s sitting on about 25 or so.

We also purchased two driving games at Xmas for Dylan. To accompany the game, we purchased a steering wheel with vibrating feedback. Originally, it was a cheap version from GameStop. However, after just two days of driving, one of the paddle shifters broke because of poor design in the plastic that connected it to the main controller console. So, I returned it and upgraded it to the Xbox version. HUGE difference. If you’re considering a driving wheel game controller for Xbox 360, this is it.

One game, Midnight Club, Los Angelese is a street racing game. Not that street racing should be condoned, but in the game, it’s fine. Giving him a safe place to drive fast, this game is great. It’s very realistic in that the racing happens all times of the day & night. Depending on the times, the traffic ranges in heavy to light. As a 3-D world, it’s extremely realistic and the gaming portion is very engaging.

When I upgraded the driving wheel, I was talked into purchasing a used version of Forza2, which is a racing game as well as a racing trainer. We just purchased it, so I don’t have much experience with it yet. But, the first run looked very helpful. Giving the trainer the perfect line in various corners, it has to be great for driving fast.

So, Dylan is driving, both in real life and as a gamer.

Well, it’s been quit a while since I’ve posted anything on this blog. Trying to figure out what I want to actually do with this forum now that I spend more time on Facebook for connecting and communicating with family and friends.

Even in the face of shame, I still use Facebook. The other day I was at a trade show working the booth and during some lag time I fired up my laptop, popped over to Facebook. Jodi had sent me some “flair” a little program that puts buttons on a board. Anyway, one of the other reps looks over my shoulder and says, “What…. are you 15 and a girl???” I guess Facebook has that connotation? I never really thought about it since all of my friends and acquantences are NOT 15 and not all girls. Of course I blew him off, but still thought his comments odd. I’ll go with, he’s obviously not aware of what all you can do on Facebook.

So, as my blog goes, not sure what will happen to it. Still trying to sort out ALL of the web sites I own as it is, the blog is just another to keep up with.

I’ve seen these a ton and I believe any car enthusiast has seen these kinds of photos. We’ve heard about how stupid people are wasting such beautiful cars. The ONLY silver lining is, it keeps the numbers of the cars low and values high. Although sad, it’s unfortunately a fact of life with cars and speed.

DeLorean - Circa 1981Well, I stumbled upon (literally using Stumble) this article about how DeLoreans. Apparently, there’s a company in Texas that bought up all the old inventory and is rebuilding them using a combination of the old parts and modern technology. While I’m not going to go out and buy one, I thought it was interesting how a car manufacturer that went defunct can actually be brought back to life.

There is a video clip about it on YouTube, of course.

This was actually a segment/show on History channel.

Then, secondarily, there’s a DeLorean web site where you can purchase used and new cars. Cool.

History for car buffs and car enthusiasts.

It’s a computerized, digital, connected world… and yet, we still accept mediocrity in our computing systems. Yes, I’m talking about the one, the only, crappy Operating System that exists on a lot of systems, mostly about 91.7% of the worlds personal computers, in fact, according to current market share statistics. And… this is a sad commentary on how much the masses accept such mediocrity. I have to admit, I gave up on the us versus them operating systems wars along time ago. However, truth be told, I never really completely gave up my bigotry for, yes, dare I say, the Macintosh operating system.

My disgust and frustration with Windoze came rushing back to me in spades over the past few months. You see, with my old position, I was able to use what ever system I wanted, which meant that I decided to purchase my own MacBook Pro so I could control what I installed and did with my system. Then, I went on a 6 month sabbatical from any corporate environment and back again most recently. Well, not so much true corporate life per se, but I went back to work for a great company. And… you guessed it, their standard issue for Systems Engineers is, yep, a Windows Laptop. IBM errr… Lenovo T61 running Windows XP Professional to be more exact.

That’s when it all began to unravel. Sure, I’ve always copped to the adage, “they’re just tools, use what works for you”, but I think I’m beginning to go back to my elitist attitude of “what rubbish”. Over the course of the past 3 years, I’ve not had to deal with Windows other than manage a server infrastructure, install enterprise solutions and trouble-shoot issues in that environment. However, I always retreated back to my trusted, reliable, all-encompassing MacBook, where I just got shit done, sans any Windows dependencies.

Now, it’s all changed and I have to beg, conjole and wish with all my might to stay productive. In a nut-shell, here’s a few items that Windoze users just have to “deal” with and yes, I’m going to say it with my nose in the air, Mac users just don’t have to deal with such crap. We just get things done.

Fist, I’ve used a laptop as my primary work tool for so long, I don’t recall my last desktop model or even what I did on it. Just about everyone uses a laptop now because of their flexibility and modern speed.

It’s all in the details, dummies!!!

  • Expectation: To be able to work up to the point of having to jump on a jet, go to a meeting, leave the office, or any other activity that requires “sleeping” er… putting your laptop in “stand-by”, so it’s right there where you left it and ready to go the next time you need it.
    Reality: Not so much on the ole Winoze OS. “stand-by” is hit or miss and usually, 4 out of 10 tries, its a hit. I actually tracked this over a recent trip to St Louis and  yes, 60% of the time, the freakin thing wouldn’t wake up, wouldn’t connect to a network, operate with any stability or other “normal” expectation. Usually, had to reboot and it would be ok. So, stand-by is something I just don’t bother with any more. Full shut-down and reboot. Each process stealing 5 minutes of my productive life and over the course of a week, that equates to several hours.
    Mac: slam the lid, put in bag, leave. Open lid, start working. Every time. The end.
  • Expectation: Plug in any USB device, say, a wireless mouse. That’s it, just plug it in and work.
    Reality: again, hit-miss. Fortunatey, it’s mostly a hit, but not without some anxiety involved, knowing little yellow pop up bubbles would bug me and/or tell me it’s ready, but on occasion, it’d have trouble and a “replug” would ensue.
    Mac: yep, plug it in and go. No boinks, beeps, yellow bubbles or otherwise. Done. No fuss, no muss.
  • Expectation: get your software updates and have it all go smoothly.
    Reality: well, you guessed it, not always with good results. Mostly, it’s okay, but they all mostly break-stuff. In 3 months, I’ve had several patches and hot-fixes popup, get installed and I’ve had to reload my printer drivers and other dependancies. Some, I don’t find out about until I need them, which usually means, lost productivity going to the web site, downloading the software, installing it, rebooting, getting al kinds of annoying windoids on the update blah, blah, blah…
    Mac: in 3 years, I’ve had 1 serious incident, which royally pissed me off, but after redownloading the install/update an NOT going through the auto-update, it fixed itself. Besides that, I typically have little to no issue with their updates and they’re infrequent.
  • Expectation: take a good screen grab/shot anywhere, anytime of anything.
    Reality: well, you of can do this, but it just takes the entire screen, sends it to the paste buffer, then what? Well, you could also send it straight to a printer wasting paper and not very useful. Oh, once on the paste buffer, you have to open some paint program, paste it in the window, crop it, sorta, then save it… and remember to save it as a JPEG or GIF rather than the default BMP (huge unusable file) and then your ready to go. Whew… now to take another shot for that presentation. Oh, screw it, I’ll go buy Snaggit for $39 bucks.
    Mac: Command shift 3 – JPEG of entire screen on desktop for use where ever. Command shift 4, gives you a cursor to specify an area of the screen and then a JPEG is sitting on your desktop ready to go. Free. Done. Going onto getting work done.
  • Expectation: To be able to print or generate a PDF from any application, bar none.
    Reality: Yeah, riiight. You have to go download a freebie that only works with office, buy Acrobat Pro, if you happen to have Snaggit or something, you can print to Snaggit, then save as a PDF. DOH.
    Mac: Yep, you’re figuring it out, print anything anywhere and get a print-to-PDF option, which, you can actually send to a printer, or have it save to your desktop somehwere. Oh, and it’s free, built in, just works.
  • Expectation: light weight and easy to use keyboard. After years and years of ergonomic studies, you’d think that Wintel boxes would figure out how to make powerful laptops lighter and more ergonomic.
    Reality: guess again. The T61 still has clunky, chunky keys, is about 2 inches thick, has clunky lid buttons, on/off buttons, locks and all kinds of other minuturized desktop features that just looks like they put a desktop into a vise and squeezed. No ingenuity.
    Mac: completely redesign years ago. Is less than 1 inch thick, light keyboard, illuminating keys and of course, the screen is probably one of the best around.
  • Expectation: In this world of virtualization and heterogeneous environments, you’d think you could run a lot on an Intel box. Well, there are some hacks out there and of course VM Ware and other virtualization tools have helped the cause, but…
    Reality: so, so on Windows and it’s very slow for the most part. I have a VMWare demo I run of a Win2003 server runnign MSSQL, SQL Reporting and IIS that takes nearly 5 minutes to load and restore to usefulness. Same for any
    Mac: VMWare has a product called Fusion that’s workstation for the Mac. Same demo as above takes about 30 seconds to load and go. Even snap-shots only take about 1 minute compared to the Windows Workstation version that takes about 10 minutes some times.
  • Expectation: drive fragmentation should be non-existant. You’d think.
    Reality: Lots of fragmentation on a well used laptop. Slows down, memory gets slow, everything just slows down… oh, yeah, gotta go defrag. Soooooo 80’s.
    Mac: One word. Journaling. Nuff said.

Done… i could go on, but this is enough to show that productivity on a Wintel system just isn’t that great. The time savings and other cost reducing affects of using a MacBook or any Apple product is just staggering and seems to only be recognized by a few. Oh well.

Everyone can pick on Apple and the Macintosh all they want, but the reality is, they put so much thought into the details that many things become so ubiquitous that you don’t even notice how productive and stable the system is until you’re forced to dink what 91.7% of the world deals with daily. And the cost of ownership doesn’t even start to compute. Most WIndoze users/purchasers are being penny-wise and pound-foolish. But, of course, if Win products weren’t around, we’d all be more productive, IT would be run by about 5 guys and they’d just sit around playing Texas Holdem or “hoping” for a breakage. So, I guess all-in-all, Windoze is a good thing, right?

This is why I drive a Mercedes, it’s all in the details, dummy.

With age comes maturity, age appropriateness, sacrifice, boredom, jazz music, humming show tunes,

HAHHHH…. NAH!!! WTF did you think I was going to write next?? Like that’s really me. While the business persona might have a conservative facade, that’s not the REAL ME.

Disturbed I love rock, head nodding, head banging, loud ROCK! always have and always will. Hard core, metal, head-banging was pretty influential in my youth. While I like a lot of different kinds of music, I still love a good hard rock song. I’m NOT into roaring and growling, well, not constantly through the whole song. However, a modern metal rock band has really caught my attention the past few years and they’re about to release a new album.

I’m speaking of the venerable, “DISTURBED“. While they hit the hard riffs and rapid fire drums, they also have a mix of melody and you can actually understand their lyrics. With a mix like that, you can’t miss. I’ve seen a few interviews with them on music shows and their lead singer appears to be a decent guy.

I typically switch between two or three local radio stations, but my favorite that’s on in my jeep any given day is KPBI, the local rock station. They’ve been playing the new single “Inside the Fire” and it really hits it hard. While the subject, suicide, is sensitive, it’s something you hear about daily. They hit it head on and rock the speakers. Check out their videos on YouTube.

If you love metal and the Disturbed, then check out their new album, Indestructible . NUFF Said!